Obscure? I think that was the break seen ‘round the world.

They got rid of those after people kept complaining about moustache rides that cost more than $0.25.

One, he’s a Hall of Famer. Two, his wife is gorgeous. Thak, or whatever your name is, time to roll the rock back in front of your cave. Go tout your deplorable crap on one of Bannon's sites.

“I already promised it to the hot dog guy, sorry bro.”

she called a worker the N word too?

Fuck yes. In under a decade it went from a fun fan club to a group of self-important bros who try to dictate every aspect of being a “correct” fan. My bar was a sanctioned bar for a brief stretch and we went from a fun gathering place to d-bag central where you had to be a “real” fan to feel welcomed. Step 1: Don’t be…

I blame the american outlaws for all that is wrong with american soccer

It’s so funny to see the police rage about a black man getting off for lying, when they get off for murdering unarmed black men everyday.

“Where are their parents? Seriously!” -R Kelly

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Or as I call it, “serving.”

She’s just trying to Kerber her enthusiasm....

BONG

Jean Ralphio’s right about you.

Regarding the lack of black champions since 1985:

Sidenote: Fuck Juventus.

I wish someone with sufficient clout - say, Mark Cuban - would challenge him to a round of golf, with $10 million or something going to the winner, with the stipulation that the entire thing would have to be properly officiated by PGA officials and filmed, start to finish, by a broadcast-level camera crew. Trump would…

I know guys of a certain girth like John Daly can be efficient golfers.

The idea that Trump is actually “good at golf” is the most successful con he’s ever been able to pull off. There is practically ZERO footage of him actually playing. He’s never made the cut at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am. I have only seen one set of his tournament results posted online, where he finished 62 out of 80. I…