So Jewel is now part of the Hallmark Movies and Mysteries channel. she will be starring in A Fixer Upper Mystery - she fixes and flips houses and also solves murders. an FYI for all you Jewel fans out there.

How do you do 500 shows a year??? That’d be 1.3/day if you never took a day off. The logistics of doing more than one show a day sound really difficult. It’s not like you could have a concert at 10 in the morning and rest up before your evening show.

She used to come into this restaurant I worked at in Telluride, Colorado and she was always very kind and quiet and shockingly teeny. I’m always shocked by how teeny most celebrities are in person. 

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH - HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO DAMN STUPID

Unpopular opinion: These times call for white women to make things right.

Came here to say this!

Does it count as “starting a clothing line” if you just photoshop some text you didn’t even bother to kern onto cafepress images of blank clothes you didn’t make?

But if we donate to Planned Parenthood or immigrants or whoever, how are we going to brag about it? Can we make t-shirts that say, like “WHITE SAVIOR” or something?

OR ONE OF THE MANY HILLARY CLINTON SHIRTS YOU ALREADY KNOW THEY OWN!

White women who want to broadcast their politics (in addition to actually taking action, ahem) could also just wear a t-shirt from Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, Amnesty, SPLC, CAIR, BLM, NOW, NPR, DNC ... the possibilities are endless. Just anything at all besides almost literally #notallwhitewomen.

Dear god we are just so very embarrassing.

Really? As opposed to an ape? Or an alien? Or a freefloating cloud of intelligent vapor?

What I meant was, I think it’s funny that no one will have him anymore- there’s a bit of schadenfreude that one man who arrogantly thought himself so beyond repercussions has fallen on his face in the mud. That part of the situation makes me laugh.

“I guess I’m not so gross after all.” —Anthony Weiner

I would be saying “el oh el” if I weren’t so furious at what his actions meant for the country. Scumbag.

Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!

Asked to respond to criticism of him stating that he created Star partly so that white people could “feel good about being white,” Daniels repeated a message about healing and added, “I’m not going to let racism define me. That’s all I can say.”

I have little of value to add to this except to praise the Queen for her excellent choice of boots. SLAY!

another hard pass for the day

Well apparently it’s open season on calling things Nazi Germany, so go ahead although it appears to have lost all meaning.