Pipelines and gay conversion therapy: Returning to a hellhole near you!

So ordering an evacuation due to “snow,” but also forbidding emergency services from assisting them if needed, TOTALLY shows that the state is just concerned for their safety.

Wow cool, I went through a time portal. I have no idea how the fuck i’m on the internet in 1816, but it certainly can’t be 2016. We certainly would not still be pulling shit like this in TWENTY FUCKING SIXTEEN!....oh wait we are. Sounds about right.

Okay, but can reporting on this story PLEASE emphasize that the camp is located on unceded treaty land? Not only are they being ordered to leave, but they’re being ordered to leave land that actually belongs to them.

“protesters and police clashed.” This is irresponsible reporting. Police attacked peaceful protestors. Get your story straight.

Enormously distressing is dealing with all of those things without the resources Kim and Kanye have. Put it in perspective here people.

Steve Bannon is the deadly space virus.

Hot take: my beloved Sansa Stark is too good for that Jonas person.

She’s not even mean. She just retells experiences about ridiculous behavior from celebrities.

I don’t get the Kathy Griffin hate on here. She’s basically the staff at Jezebel if the staff at Jezebel attended events with A-listers.

While nobody’s debating that Leo’s a douche, including Leo himself apparently, people who try to police the phone use of others are generally assholes.

Does Kathy think these stories make her sound good? She just sounds like a fucking asshole, over and over.

Bana doesn’t want to die. Trump doesn’t care if the entire world is killed.

“In early October, the BBC interviewed Fatemah, questioning Bana Alabed’s English skills and the veracity of the claim that a seven-year-old was tweeting her experience with such clarity.”

Here’s a question: To what degree does it matter that these are “legitimately” the tweets of a 7-year-old girl—as opposed to her mother writing in her name for heightened effect? I ask because I’m sure there are lots of people who will get bogged down in skepticism about the veracity of the source of the narrative.

Are you watching Donald Trump? How does a 7-year-old have more empathy than the Twitter troll 10x her age?

There are a lot of things that we’ll lie to our kids about as they grow up. Lying about a jolly, benevolent type whose mission revolves around giving gifts to people isn’t the worst thing. And learning that Santa isn’t “real” isn’t as painful as you might think. The key is to not overpromise or use him as a threat.…

I am not a huge fan of Christmas, mostly because of the disgusting displays of consumption as sport. But I usually bow down and take my place in the check-out line since I’m a parent and what else am I going to do? Not give my daughter gifts?

Perhaps this is a bit O/T but I’ve always been curious about the mentality of these white supremacists, whose belief system is based on the genetic superiority of the white race but every single one of them look like, well, like Roof: skinny, unhealthy and clearly genetically damaged. I just don’t understand how they…

Isn’t it GREAT that we now have to have a “stop, drop and roll” for active shooter situations at schools? JUST GREAT. (heavy, sobbing sarcasm)