It's a direct lift from a deadspin commenter and I have no idea why on earth this bothers me so much...

I never thought I’d see the day when I was defending the Kardashians but: they have lost close family members. Kourtney, Khloe and Kim all lost their father. He died.

I mean..it’s what they feel. They’re trying to be supportive and understanding. My stepfather came out as Trans 6 years ago & it was very hard for me to accept because I was losing the only “father figure” in my life. What you said is certainly true, but does that truth stop you from feeling what one feels?

I am throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening!!!!

Vickie Gunvalson.

That tissue paper cannot contain the magnitude of my poops.

I buy store brand because it’s cheap and so is my butt-hole.

white women are the worst, and i can say that as a black man who has just finished working a shift of waiting on a bunch of annoying white american princesses

"Fuck your tea kettle warmer," is the greatest thing I have read all day. I am seriously contemplating turning it into my personal 'fuck you non-sequitor battle cry' for those days you just need to rage through.

Quanny

BOOP!

Awwwwwwwww! This makes me want to get a cat, and I’ve staunchly avoided owning a pet all my life.

I'm more upset at the thought of her makeup rubbing onto his enormously expensive suit than any extra-marital shenanigans to be honest! Who needs to stand like that?!

It was in pre-foreclosure when we got it. I think it was originally built for a dentist, which is why there are two front doors (one for the “home” and one for the “office”). The two front doors constantly confuse the door-to-door evangelicals. I get two copies of “the Watchtower” or the scary “DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU…

Buuuut, if you can afford to pay $60 for a tab, you should give more than a quarter for a tip.

“She lead them to believe”

Please re-read your comment and remember, she’s only 17. So you’re right in the sense that her mother should be protecting her. But she should be protecting her from a predatory older man, from feeling as though she needs to have cosmetic procedures done, etc.

good point....hot take....thanks for stopping by....

She’s 17. Take it down a notch, please.

I can’t believe the willingness to kill over a damn book that’s in mass print anyway. I know she didn’t do it but the fact that it has to be said so many times, like it matters, is mind boggling.