But what was she wearing? Aside from the wooden box, I mean.

Still, his performance in The Fault in Our Stars wasn’t half-bad.

Except that the original poster criticized the Israeli government, not Jewish people as a whole.

So it’s okay to criticize Beyonce for committing feminist faux pas but it’s okay to demonize strippers?

“Omg people like things that I don’t like! What a new concept!”

Hey, This is Mark from the video. Tammy is very shy and I am well, crazy! She sat down because she was overwhelmed. She knew I was proposing soon but didn’t know it was at the parade. love it or hate it that’s ok. I did this to show the world I love her. Never thought it would go this crazy and have total strangers,…

Not even Rihanna can pull that off.

And, DatBurnerIsMine, I know looks can be deceiving and stereotyping so easy to do— I am also a POC so I’m not really sure what you’re getting at.

God, I know, right? People being into alternative things that have no discernable effect on your vanilla life are SO ANNOYING. Why can’t they just shut up and not do anything kinky like boring people?

Oh yeah? Well my sister’s friend Laura just made $85,000 last month while sitting on her couch! (She’s on a private cam site)

We have moved on tot he legal fund now.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING. GET OUT. I DON’T HAVE TIME WATCH THIS ELEVENTY HUNDRED TIMES.

Or give them an upper-decker. Muahaha.

Shit in the sink. It’s the right thing to do.

I’ve used Vaseline since I was a small child for chronic nosebleeds (I put it inside my nose). My dad does it too. Only recently have I learned that it can cause a weird type of pneumonia from inhaling small particles of oil-type substances. I don’t know what else to do, though. This year was the worst dry-nose year…

I can't wait to murder Fighting Polish so I can honor his memory the right way.

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

“(Whew, this is going to be easier than I thought.)”

“BURN (Kelso voice)“?

What? That didn’t make a lick of sense.