Ex squeeze me? Baking powder? A HOT FOR TEACHER THEMED NIGHT? What in the hell?!?!?!?!

I just wanted to say that drunky Servo read that as #Alpaca. That sounds so made up, but it did kind of seem fitting with the joke you made.

Sadly, it was on her wedding night whe Ashley learned she wasn't going to live at the Home of the Whopper.

Says a commenter that Serena would not notice if they were a crowd of 1.

Don't engage. I think SelmaJ is the same troll as Judyj. The post has the same air of batshit crazy.

Linebacker? Homely? Mkay, no.

That's blackface.

Taraji Henson and Michael Strahan are dating, maybe.

Yeah. People are fascinated by you, but not for the reasons you think.

...getting a peak into black America!? please tell me you are like...100 years old...

You slept with a guy who was cheating on his girlfriend who had cancer?

In the archive, inscribed with dates, are samples of Margret’s hair (from both her head and pubic region), her fingernails, and empty contraception packages, as well as a blood-stained napkin.

Maybe that means we can have a show completely devoted to Max and his beautiful gray hair and dreamy smile ::swoon::

Whenever I go out, I always have an eye out for people who need a little help getting way. Also that bride sounds awesome.

Bachelorette parties will forever have a special place in my heart. The first time I ever went to a real club (alone and with a male friend), this guy kept creeping over and grinding on me, uninvited. I wasn't yet the elbow-throwing feminist menace I am today, so I didn't know what to do other than sort of awkwardly…

Can I just say, darling that is a great smile of delight and you are beautiful. Good for your photog for catching that moment.

I always think I look worse in pictures than I do in person, which leads to major camera-avoidance.

Oh God, I know. I always get snapped mid-laugh and not in a winsome, tossing-my-hair-and-laughing-merrily-way, but in a way that makes it look like I will devour your young.

Basically *I* (usually) think I'm pretty, but I just about always think that other people WON'T find me pretty. In other words, I usually think I'm gorgeous but simultaneously think that I'm not what men want to see/someone strangers will look at and find attractive.

My wedding dress had very thin little straps on the shoulders. While greeting guests in the receiving line, I went to give an old friend a hug and felt something snap. I looked down and my strap had broken off and I was about a second away from a nip slip. Thankfully I noticed it immediately and was able to hold my…