I'm glad you were warned and had other options.

Sweet assumption bro. I'm assuming you're deciding what fedora to wear to your MRA meeting.

Slut-shaming would be commenting directly about her sex life or extrapolating assumptions about her sexual practices because of her clothes.

It's still the Bachelor right now and the Bachelorette will be next season, but the franchise really should be called the "Bachelor/ette" now.

Hah! Nice try, Amber but I'm still gay.

I mean, I'm trying to get my butthole licked in the St. Peter's Basilica so who am I to judge

I don't understand almost any of this but I am laughing anyway.

One time my friend had to carry me like ten blocks and then threw me in one of those overpriced horse carriages but in my defense I am terrible.

I love you and your belly and I will light every single one of those assholes on fire.

Say what you want about the man's politics, but damn does he do one hell of a job engaging people and people's minds when he speaks.

10/10

do you inspect the hell out of your Biore strips, sometimes with reading glasses?

What I got out of this - one time Miley Cyrus and the brunette one were eating pineapple covered pizza in the presence of a Canucks fan in the jersey of my childhood. Because Canucks fans are truly everywhere. This has now been confirmed.

That's... generally what the most successful models look like.

Hands up everyone whose eyes were immediately caught by the person wearing the mid-90's Canucks jersey in the photo with Miley Cyrus.

I thought we are promoting a beauty philosophy of doing it as you want it here. or is it a double standard when it comes to Kim K?

Yeah I kept watching the show in spite of the "I'm not watching Girls neener neener" articles, I'm just shocked to see an article that's positive about Girls, where did all the pettiness go

No seriously the last couple of episodes have been way better.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

I am so heartbroken for how desperately lonely this woman must be to believe this story.