Christ, you admitted it was the wrong thing to do and feel (a little) remorse over doing it. Apparently all these people calling you a hypocrite are perfect angels who have never done anything wrong in the heat of the moment.

Women are supposed to exhibit emotional control on a plane because it is full of other people who did not cheat on them who aren’t really feeling an unscheduled stop in India on a flight that is already 9 to 12 hours long. Sorry, but no one on that plane was feeling sorry for her at that point.

Whilst I sympathize with this position and it’d definitely the “right” way to resolve it, I dunno if it’s that simple in practice, especially not if one of the partners is socially dominant or very convincing (which doesn’t make them a liar or cheating, but makes it a lot easier for them to get away with it if they…

Whatever it takes to justify your hypocrisy.

I really find domestic violence repulsive tbh.

English teacher moment: “hurtling,” not “hurdling.” Unless the plane was leaping over fixed barriers, which would use up all the little paper bags.

When you’re in a position that you feel a strong urge to snoop through your SO’s belongings you should know it’s time to lay everything out with that person and ask what’s what. If you don’t believe them walk the fuck away.

That sucks. I just don’t like it when anyone in the relationship resorts to violence when stuff like this occurs. Better to walk away without striking one another. No violence. Take that rage out on a punching bag or something, not a person.

That’s how I turn my phone on already.

His face is weird!!! You nailed it. There is something weird and uncanny valley about it. Like I can’t pinpoint the weirdness, it just is.

I can’t recall ever hearing A-rod speak. I just know him from stories of like Cameron Diaz is dating him, Madonna is dating him, etc, etc, etc, etc. I’ve grown a hatred for him and I’ve never even heard his speaking voice.

I’d be about as ready to take relationship advice from Anna Faris as I would pet adoption advice.

It creates the idea that Jews are different than everybody else.

It’s not true.

Well at least we know lies about Jewish people have never actually hurt anyone.

“antisemitism amuses me!”

Thank you. They were both awful and ultimately not long for the competition but Shawn showed little if any general worth as a human being

lol I may have watched the episode drunkenly after the bar last night and woke up this morning to the google search “Avon pyramid scheme”

“equally irritating twin sister Shawn”

The twins were among the worst contestants in the history of the show. Neither twin was able to pull off the lipstick they both insisted on wearing.