Anyone have a deodorant suggestion? Please help. Keep in mind due to my anxiety disorder I smell like a pizza pigeon that died inside an onion that was later sliced open by a mortician.

I love the idea of that time and what happened, rather than the reality.

you’re not turned off by the stickly calves and chicken feet, or the don’t-touch-me black forest of facial hair? how about the pretentiously over-developed upper chest/shoulders on an otherwise unremarkable, medium-sized frame? he looks like he’s going to crush his own collarbones with the muscle tension, any minute…

Not sure why it didn’t rate a mention but Dakota Meyer is married to abstinence poster girl Bristol Palin, mother of three.

Ew really ? I think he’s ugly af.. have you seen him without a beard ? It’s a blood bath.

THIS. He took objectification of women to the next level, in a society where that was already the accepted norm.

I will never understand this dude’s popularity with women. The man basically kept a creepy babe-zoo in his house and only supported ‘women’s empowerment’ as long as it fit his idea of women being naked and not being ~prudes~ about it. If literally any other man did this, would we applaud him for being an ‘icon’?

I liked the Ryan Reynolds one.

On the contrary, I am taking this seriously (honestly embarrassed how invested I am in this) and am solidly anti-Baba. Sirens: Smashing the patriarchy one ship at a time.

Because that’s how Italians say it. And they say ‘rizz - ott (as in hot)- oh, not Yankified weird rizz - oh (as in go)- toe for risotto. Yanks can’t seem to say short vowel sounds, for some weird reason. Carl - os becomes Carl - ohse, Monet the painter (pronounced Monn -ay) becomes Yankified to Moan -ay. It just…

never order a pasta taco from a brit.

Pasta is supposed to be said with a flat a.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

Like I said to my daughter, if I ever play a trick on her it will never be nasty or harmful and she will always laugh or have something enjoyable at the end of it. Like the time we tricked her into thinking we were just having a nice breakfast for her Gran’s birthday but really we had arranged for us to go to…

Why why WHY is Fairy beating Satyr??? Which would you rather be, some fragile tiny woodland creature, or a horny stomparound getting wasted while they shred on the panpipes?

That brassiness tho, jesus. Use a toner, lady.

I am increasingly sure this storm is actually on a trajectory to Jeff.

I’ve dated short, tall, thin and husky. At the end of the day its how they work horizontal.

Likewise, I’m 6'0, and get asked about the weather “up there,” and called Sasquatch, etc.

How about not making fun of anyone’s height, celebrity or not?