I had multiple people here say that to me yesterday... as if it were somehow all on her for that and he just couldn’t possibly have kept it in his pants because penises have to fly free or something.

Let the circus begin. No matter what happens people will still find a way of blaming Angelina . They still hate her for ‘splitting up a marriage’ and Brad came out of that unscathed even though he’s a grown man who can be held accountable for his own decisions. Christ I’m now ranting.

je suis fucking him on the side.

Did anybody else read the headline and think to self “That sounds exactly like something Hugh Grant would say” …?

If he did do it accidentally, I am more troubled by the lengths to which his adult parents went to cover it up, including the waste of police resources. The father should answer for that, even if the statute of limitations has run on actually charging him.

I can’t even wrap my head around this comparison. They’re both impossibly (conventionally) beautiful. I don’t understand how looks would have anything to do with Brad cheating when those are the two women you have to choose from. Are there people who are really that nitpicky and shallow that deciding between Marion…

It must be in New York.

I could maybe see Brad with some explosive anger issues. 

Repeating myself from yesterday:

seriously, how are people that bad at math

It’s not Tom Hanks. He really is that nice (multiple sources I trust), plus he had only been in Bosom Buddies at that point (1982). Hardly a mega-powerful star yet.

I know it seems crazy but I have a couple of “first-degrees-of-separation” with Tom Hanks and he really is every bit as kind as he seems. Truly.

this is the best thing I’ve read on the internet today

Thank you for explaining how well I am doing, I too feel I am doing well

Thank you for explaining Trump, I was wondering what was going on with him and now I know

Thank you for explaining myself to me, it is interesting

Thank you for explaining the television

She’s just looking to the side. And no one around her is smiling either. So...?

I’m binge watching Gilmore Girls right now and YES! This drives me bananas. You eat that much junk food, gain 10 lbs and have breakouts, at least once!