Truly a bipartisan issue.

Perlman helpfully volunteered to donate $50,000 to Black Lives Matter for the chance to kick the shit out of Ted Cruz on behalf of everyone who has ever heard of Ted Cruz.

I dunno how these interviews happen, but I like to think you do the whole thing where you work with their publicist and set up a time and everything and the celebrity is expecting like a real interview.

Proven by science? Hardly. Science denialism is not a branch of science; it is the absence of science.

These always fall into one of two categories:

Except that she grouped it with the hamburger, so not completely alone and definitely a sandwich.

And here’s a question about that participation trophy: who gave it to you? What generation was that person from?

As part of the never-ending “Participation Trophy” argument that everyone under 40 feels entitled to everything without the hard work...

Goddammit take your star.

Isn’t “single handedly handling things” what got Pee-Wee into trouble?

Calling Tucker Carlson an Ancient Fear-Eating Giant Spider from Space is an insult to Pennywise.

Calling him a monster is an insult to monsters, be they Grover, Harry, or Cookie.

Now that I think about, that would have been a better ending to IT Part 2.

Yeah, how did he not get mentioned in all this?

Keep in mind this is the same network that once tried to frame Fred Rogers as a net negative for kids.

I’m waiting for Paul Ryan to weigh in on this.

Even Pennywise.

Calling Tucker a clown is an insult to clowns.