“But, but, we might lose that one white guy still on the fence in Peoria!!!”
that nagging feeling at the back of your mind
naggingthoughts
If no matter what, they’re going to shout and scream and call you a socialist for <checks notes> not trying to get rid of the mail, then you might as well just go full democratic socialist.
Former vice president Joe Biden does not believe police should be “defunded,”
And not just losers with big weird eyebrows.
And now I can’t get that Desert Punk song out of my head...
“So I think we ought to have a little bit of humility in our belief that we know what’s best for the economy,” Paul said.
The senators who go naked faced to please the Orange King are not leaders and need to be voted out.
I know there’s a lot of people who like to make a hero out of Rand Paul’s neighbor who violently attacked him. I’m sorry, but I can’t get on board with that. In fact, I find it absolutely disgusting that people who call themselves progressives would celebrate that guy and his actions, completely ignoring that he…
“And as much as I respect you, Dr. Fauci, I don’t think you’re the end-all. I don’t think you’re the one person that gets to make a decision. We can listen to your advice, but there are people on the other side saying there’s not going to be a surge and that we can safely open the economy and the facts will bear this…
Anyone else think Rand Paul lied about having the virus and recovering quickly in an attempt to downplay the seriousness of it? I would not put it past him.
Any adult man with that haircut is a racist. Sorry. But you are.
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Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, my client is just a Caveman. Your world frightens and confuses him, and he’s frightened by your strange flying machines. I don’t know. His primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts.
But he’s short and stupid so he couldn’t possibly be complicit!
Why did he decide to go on the news in his Simple Jack cosplay?
It’s literally the reporter’s job to ask questions and report his dumbass answers, and he gets mad, because all his answers are dumb..
All questions are nasty to him, unless you kiss his ass, especially when women ask them.
Tan suit and Dijon mustard. Worst. Political. Crime. EVER.
My favorite thing from that nutso press conference? OBAMAGATE!
That’s one of those things that I know is true, but I still have trouble believing it. Like every time I want to quote it I have to look it up to make sure I’m not perpetuating some urban legend.