naggingthoughts
that nagging feeling at the back of your mind
naggingthoughts

The democrats are gonna fuck this up. Where is the presumptive nominee hammering senators to get money into people’s hands right now? Shouting for M4A?

Nope, we gotta pour money into Wall Street and big corporations pockets, that’s the ticket.

“Tuna Kombucha Soup”

That’s not a Mr. T Night Elf. I believe that’s a Night Elf Mohawk!

Except that Biden is a far weaker and riskier candidate in the general.

Every gun is loaded.

It was short, but it didn’t feel like it overstayed it’s welcome, and it was everything I hoped it would be.

“Ugh, Millenials! They’re killing so many industries! Why don’t they just spend more money on things that were relevant to me in my youth? Stop wasting money on avocadoes and read a newspaper, why don’cha? I know you spoiled brats have a ton of disposeable income! You always whine about drowning in debt and not being

The funny part about conservatives trying to be funny is that they keep trying.

If they didn’t blame people of colour for their economic anxiety, they would have to blame the people they voted for, and then they would feel stupid! I don’t think it’s any deeper than that.

It’s air with extra air!

In my experience the cooks hate all the customers.

Isn’t “nitrogen-infused air” just...air?

Yep, that was one of the first national brands. “OK Boomer Freshwater Potato Chorps”

We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which

OK Boomer

Fun fact: when potato chips were first massed produced and sold in Grocery Stores (or Farmhand’s Apothecaries, as they were called back then (1965)) they had specific eating instructions printed on the bags, since many people were unsure how to open the bag/consume the chips (or chorps, as they were called at the

LMAO. Is his campaign using InspiroBot?

Toss them in cinnamon sugar and serve with chocolate dipping sauce instead of cheese?

that’s just an apple card after spending a day in a pair of khakis.

Do you take payment in cheese?”