A lot of fraternities at bigger schools do have security. If these parties are at the fraternity house you can’t stop them from going to their rooms.

Pi Kappa Phi fucking up messing up always freaks me out. I was a Pike and I always freak out until I read the last letter. Pike has enough baggage. Just getting past the butt chugging incident.

And he’s Eric.

Step 1: Get Anna to agree with Sarah Palin on anything.

So much. But 3 highlights to start.

Ghost buglars?!?!?!?

See that? Vote Republican. Vote time travel.

Whatever Donny might do or not do does not change the current state of U.S. foreign policy. Weak and ineffective.

Anal seepage.

Sucks to suck. Those shows were great.

At least it’s nice to see elephants and asses working together.

Meh. I bet asking about weak and ineffective foreign policy over and over again gets boring.

Cool. Why?

Come on. Sounds like the reporter was just clowning around.

Are you too young for Fresh Prince or Family Matters?

Better to look good than feel good. Stop your bitching.

Don’t tread on dwarf planets!

“The stunt was a heartwarming reminder that outer space doesn’t give one ounce of one darn about your personal life, and will gladly” kill the shit out of you.

Or.....no. Probably, no. I’m going to go with no.

Boom! Roasted.