@Mark Johnson: Whaaaaat? Why have I not seen these?

@BeyondtheTech:

@Robotronic: Why even include MIA in there? They would be nowhere if they hadn't ripped off the Clash for their one song anyone knows.

@aec007: Noooo! Not the boobies! D:

@SewerShark: I was about to do this and decided to scroll down.

@anexanhume: That was just wrong.

@thinkthis: Exactly, HFCS is the reason why we Americans are so fat. It all goes back to the changes that were made in our agricultural policies back in the 60's. We went from controlling and limiting how much each farm could produce to a doctrine of "the more the merrier".

@Curves: The effort put into it makes it taste that much better. At least thats what my dad always told me to keep me turning the crank.

@RT100: And he's doing science!

@LordObento: You found the marble in the oatmeal! Do you know what that means?! You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!!

100,000 straight years of pong? Not one single break to play asteroids?

@Charlie Jane Anders: Sorry, I left out the "something like" in there. It should have read "Wasn't something like this posted on Cracked awhile back?"

Wasn't this posted on Cracked awhile back?

@smithr: That explains where the herpes came from.

@Rybones2112: Don't worry, I think you brought some good points to light.

@searching with my good eye closed: Glad I'm not the only one that thought of this when I saw NOFX on the list for stuff white guys like.

@Maave: Same here. I was like "Dude, thats sweet! *click* I want one! *click* ...oh"

@kagekiri: Why? Why did I look it up? Your reaction should have been enough, but noooooooo. I just had to know...

@Tenacious_Z: Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria

@Martin Webster: What about the talking cartoon snack food that encourages everyone to go to the concession stand before the movie starts? I always liked those guys. Now theres just some annoying douche bag with a unibrow that talks about hollywood crap.