A fat stack of receipts for recent work covering all the shit one would do for a project level example, clean, and turn-key. And that blue interior is the tits. Super NP.

Yeah how the author could hone in on that sorry lump as his favorite is... worrying.

Gosh, that ‘o4 Maxima in the image is pretty sad looking.

Yeeep. We’re talking 74 Beetle and 911, 80? Prelude. I remember all sorts of cramming issues. These days, man, it’s heaven.

I mean, Ford wanted a Wrangler competitor. Significant recalls really give you that FCA experience.

Someone is about to lose his CDL.

I think those were the stock rims, if memory serves me right.  

PA is nice and just charges you tax on the actual sales price, but you have to sign an affidavit with an explanation if the sales price differs from the NADA value. 

That sales tax lure only works for in-state AZ transactions. Or, to put it another way, if I were to actually want to register that GTI in MA where we live, the MA RMV would enforce me paying the MA sales tax on the vehicle - 6%.
So....yeah.....ND.

For that money, I’d want to see less mileage and no tears in the top.

I was on the fence until the “1-inch tear in the canvas” part. That shit didn’t creep up when they went to post the listing, it was there and they couldn’t be bothered to fix it. So what else couldn’t they be bothered with?

Yes, I see that now. It’s a very clumsily written sentence so it threw Classy Jalopy and I off.

My buddy David had a Buick Regal Turbo, which was almost on par with the GNX in terms of performance. He let me drive it for literally a whole week one time.

WRC and racing suspension is strong but supple. Also, professional drivers are athletes with workout regimens.

Saw the headline, assumed you were leaving.

So drunk Tennesseans will be evading two kinds of childsupport then?

1: Do asshole thing and show it for all to see.

People on this site will down vote a car if it has an unfavorable bumper sticker.

You commenters just can’t get past that “Quick Change” steering wheel can you??? 

We’re really there folks. People now feel the need to rebuke Florida Man jokes made on the internet. Go away. It’s a joke. Read it; or don’t.  Laugh; or don’t.  We don’t need your sensitive commentary about a GOD DAMN JOKE.  Jokes are not conversations.