Oh, all of you with your opulent, over-powered 4 cylinders.... I give you the...

CHEVY SPRINT TURBO!

What’s the worst article format of all time?

Head gasket issue was the non-turbo EJs. The pebble noise is true though.

Subaru has been disappointing me for the last decade. I recently purchased my 4th and likely last Subaru. 

First of all, that thing is awesome. If I lived in Miami, that’s exactly what I’d like to have. There are plenty of safe harbors and inlets to hide in for the next time they get hit with a whopper storm that at least gives the structure a chance.

If I could star 1 billion times for that Viper comment, I would lmao

You still have to hold the brake when sitting at a stop with a manual... Unless you live in Nebraska and have never heard of elevation changes.

How incredibly wrong was the willfully blind idiocy of compiling the list of the best 2nd gen models:

Almost every comment in this thread so far is generally accepted enthusiast groupthink already.

The 1964-1972 American muscle car era was peak awesomeness for Detroit iron. The sounds, the smells, the chrome, the lines - all better than anything we have gotten since.

GM cars will run like shit longer than many cars will run at all.

Manual transmissions are overrated for daily driving.

Many of today’s sedans/wagons are not better than a modern crossover/CUV to drive.

Had to drive one of these for a summer job I had. It was slow and cramped, had no radio or A/C, and my biggest memory was the sun beating down through the rear window and toasting my skull.

Meh, I’ve ridden 200 pound bikes and I’ve ridden 1000 pound bikes. It’s a mindset change, but I can hustle both. 

Loud pipes do not, in fact, save lives.

ABSOLUTELY ZERO DEATH RACE (2008) SLANDER

Not the absolute worst but its way down here:

Agreed. Death Race 1 was amusing and had some good banter. 2 and 3 were direct-to-video duds.

I thought I was going to leave this site when Tracy and Torch did. So far I haven’t.