The Maybach, speaking in terms of sheer volume of available equipment, was the best super luxury car of the last decade. The phantom doesn’t even come close to independent reclining seats with footrests AND massage AND heating AND ventilation AND video screens etc. Etc.

You can’t drive a Type 62 with a partition unless you want to look like the biggest poser on the face of the earth. That’s like buying an old Town Car limousine because it’s better than a normal Town Car. You show up in a limo, but everybody will see you getting out if the front.

Lined with carpeting and stainless steel. Oh, and that tonneau cover is powered.

You are too kind. I would absolutely love to write for Jalopnik, but I’m afraid I’d run out of interesting things to say.

This is a Lincoln Blackwood and it is...well...it’s a Lincoln Navigator missing part of the trunk area. And it is the beginning of what the pickup truck has become. This is the predecessor to the eco-boosted 6-cylindered leather lined Platinum trim F-150’s that Ford unloads on every white-collared schmuck looking to…

How many revs can this thing do?

This is the car: BMW E38 740iL for $3,000 on the nose. Light on the humility, heavy on the sweat equity and "characterfulness"

One word. The last word. In Luxury...Maybach.

Ze germans even put the gear shift in the right place.

As one of my personal, all time favorite cars: 100% absolutely would buy...just not at whatever they're asking.

Why must these asshats keep coming up short?

Counterpoint to counterpoint:

Three Saabs

The 9th generation Continental is very underrated. I love mine despite how deceptively small it is on the inside.

I've always thought of this as just part of the price of admission on old luxury cars. They're just old and tired and sometimes they forget things. Our jag just forgot it has a CD changer in the trunk. My Lincoln forgets to close the solenoids that keep the air in the rear shocks when you take the key out of the…

I would've BET $10,000 that an E36 M3 would be at number 1. Then again, nobody would have taken that bet. Nobody makes any money on 1:1 odds.

Oh, the big american sedan is alive and well...it's just made by the Koreans.

Oh god not again. Can we please add a nationality to this? Please. I'm begging you...please?

Damn, I was hoping you were being serious...

Let me tell you about Roxy, my very first car.