OMG I Love it! i have a skeleton sweater I haven’t been able to wear yet either :(

Ugh...I live in SoCal and can it just be fucking “fall” already? I need to cycle out anything that requires ironing for leggings and chonky sweaters! Oh well...here is my mantel that I decorated the moment it became 9/1/10

look at you, little punk responding to something i posted almost 2 years ago....hahahah

Oh, we’ve talked about it at length. He says he supports any decision I’d made, but he’s team “one and done” and knows he’d be happy with just the one kid. Also thanks for the essay, I’m gonna take a read. She’s the one that wrote Wild right?

do you know the name of the comprehensive test??? 

Oh not super tired, just the “I’m 38 and no longer 22" tired.  However it is time for my annual and I always check my levels for everything.

you know, we have a monster yard, but i also have two very neurotic cats. I wonder if I can get a therapy dog for my cat?

this whole thread of pics brought me joy! thanks!

Guys, I’m struggling with my uterus. I have a very strong biological urge to have another kid. But dear lord, we’re seeing the light at the end of the tunnel in regards to finances. My kid will be in kinder next august. NO more 1k a month for childcare. we’re so happy with our family of three, but ugh, the desire.…

She wasn’t a frenemy until it became painfully aware that she was a frenemy. I loved this friend! But after a while, I noticed she would become so petty and mean, make snide comments. I was on weight watchers and lost 20 lbs and she always had to make some comment about ‘my points.’ She’d suggest I break up with my…

They might hold him up still, I have a feeling there are some GOP’s mixed up in this shit too

lighten up, francis

I’m not fat...try again you insufferable asshole. 

you lost all that weight and gained no empathy. how sad. 

why do you stare at fat people eating? you got nothin better to do?

WHAT. A. FUCKIN.DICK.

Puebla, Mexico. I cancelled the engagement 2 months before we were supposed to get married. Honestly, I feel bad because I left him with memories we shared of being there together. He had to live there. But I haven’t been back in 12 years so...I guess he ruined it for me.

that’s amazing!!! take a bubble bath for me when it’s all ready :D

This is going to sound horrible but corn teeth. Like those tiny teeth and a whole lot of gum? I can handle not so straight teeth if they look healthy (my husband had crooked teeth but I was distracted by his abs and that stupid V that leads right to the crotch), but if he had had corn teeth I would have noped out. 

VIENETTA, i forgot about that ice cream crunch heaven...cake? loaf?