I’m a simple woman with simple tastes, but one of the small things on my bucket list is to have a massive soak tub in  a restroom with tons of natural light and plants. If I can have a restroom like that i’ll be in heaven. 

Narcissism will never allow him to see another point of view other than his own. He will die thinking he’s amazing. 

Just remember, nothing lasts forever my good bitch...

I feel like I will get permanent dents from applying pressure to the bridge of my nose, squinting my eyes, and shaking my head, because that’s been my posture since November 2016. 

we live in SoCAl so it’s blazing hot right now, and since my husband has an aneurysm when we run the AC too much, I’m gonna crank the shit out of that room AC.

Benadryl hits me like a tranquilizer and will stay in my system for 48 hours, so I can’t take that. Melatonin and/or some weed will usually do the trick for me. 

Moving is so so expensive and I feel like it takes a good 6 months to recover from a move. I’m also really sorry about your kitty love :( it’s so stressful when our furry ones aren’t feeling well :(

Guys, I’m going on my first solo trip for training in EMDR. The whole thing has cost me a pretty penny, and thats with my mom gifting me the training cost (it’s 1500 buckaroos, so I’m so grateful to her). The training is divided into two 3 day trainings so it’s gonna be intense, but I’m also excited about driving on…

the moment i saw the dress in the picture I had to have it. Sadly the red one was out of stock, but I got the rose one and I’m excited to have it come in the mail!!!

Jesus that SNOO is bananas! Is there a cheaper equivalent!?

Jesus that SNOO is bananas! Is there a cheaper equivalent!?

I’m in the Inland Empire and I just bought 200.00 bucks of earthquake kits because FUCK THIS SHIT. I have to remain calm and collected or else my kid will be totally freaked out. But I’m counting down until the 13th because apparently that’s when the percentages really drop. Hang in there fello socal jezzie

that spider looks like it has hairy penis tips on its feeet. 

Ugh I feel off my ‘no credit card’ wagon :/ I have to get back on track I want to be out of debt by next year. My last impulse purchase was earthquake kit for a family of 4 and water purifiers because it’s been rockin an rollin here in southern california. You can’t put a price on peace of mind right? right?!

Its cheesy, but the first two dates with my now husband. I remember seeing him walk so tall to our first date. I didn’t call it a date because I was engaged at the time and we were ‘grabbing drinks as friends.’ He was wear jeans and this embroidered shirt, looking hot as fuck. And he made me laugh so much during that…

but she did! homegirl signed her name in impressive penmanship 

You know, initially was like ew sleeping beauty, but I remember recently watching it and my husband pointing out that the true heros of the movie are the Fairy Godmothers. They’re battling and doing all the heavy lifting.

for a while the movie was banned after I rewatched it with my daughter. She’s been begging to see it, and I figured I’d let her watch it and continue talking about the problematic behavior in this entire damn movie.

what a sad life you must lead to back Trump and troll The Root. 

Men are and continue to be fucking trash. 

Hot take: he is not hot.