Yeah those men got robbed i mean...were they dressed in a way that said he had money? Isn’t it kind of his fault for going with a person he never met? It’s kind of on them isn’t?

This was me and my husband, but we decided to do 8 dates by the Gottman institute. It’s been helpful for us to have more in depth conversations that at least dont surround our kid or home remodel. 

Fox Mulder made me feel things. 

why are you like this? 

For the seats in the back, you don’t speak for all of Mexican’s or their indigenous population. 

David Duchovny was my first serious crush, and seeing him like this makes me question my taste. 

If the gay agenda means spreading the news of washing your balls and butt then I’m all for it...because some men have some questionable hygiene. 

The idea of a trigger warning stems from a therapeutic perspective, not a “oh no I don’t want offend anyone” warning. I HATE when people genuinely believe a trigger warning is because people don’t want to be offended.

My husband is very neat and does a lot of the housework, however he puts zero effort in making sure our kid looks presentable, or has snacks when they go out. You know who is judged if my child looks like mowgli? Me. Who judges my kid for only eating fruitsnacks when I’m not there? Me.

Izzy had cancer Emily! it was the cancer causing the hallucinating ghost sex!! 

I’m 38 and still to immature to buy shoes for the look of them and not necessarily for the comfort. And the look of these shoes are...not the biznes.

I don’t think any BBQ is complete without “September”

I’m ashamed to say I would fly to Mexico for mediocre P in V sex but stellar head from my now ex.

my boobs are so so sad. 

I’m definitely considering the mommy make over after my second kid. I run a ton, lift weights which I’m now doing because it feels good. But honestly I’d like to just do a short cut and use my current exercise and eating habits to sustain what would take me starvation to accomplish.

when I had my daughter, I started getting pressure from my parents at the year mark as to when I was having the second. I Kept telling them this number $14,678, which was what I spent on childcare in her first year. It shut up my dad because he’s an accountant, but not my mom.

Here for a good time, not a long time, amirite?!

Too much of a chicken shit to straight up right whore huh? that’s why you try to pick fights on the internet.  

Do you wanna blow up your life? have a baby!

You’ll fucking live.