What I thought was my “getting my last fling out of my system before i marry my summer fling for the past 10 years” ended up sharing a mortgage with me, a kid, and is now out getting us pizza for the night.

I had an episiotomy and I couldn’t enjoy sex for a year because i had this little skin tag that was sticking out. I luckily got that removed but the scar tissue basically meant I had to stretch the scar tissue in order for me to enjoy sex again. Pair that with a bad form of birth control which caused chronic yeast…

I was secretly hoping we’d see a white walker and I would have been like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW DAAAAMMMN!”

That’s why I stick to weed now, because alcohol has my body fucked up bad after a while. Especially my stomach. 

I want to share my abortion story, but my husband is hesitant. Mostly because it isn’t a story of heartbreak. I was pregnant, I didn’t want to be, I went to planned parenthood, popped a pill, miscarried at home while watching bridesmaids.

but feelings aren’t facts. so laws shouldn’t be based on them. ya dig?

Oh son, you’re trying it aren’t you? 

Im sorry to have made you tear up. Internet hugs to your wife, who has to carry such sadness with her.

I’m sorry you have enough experience to give me an idea of what it would be like. *hugs*

as a how do you recover from that? how do you go on living when your kid is gone?

Bettie Devos is that you? you crazy old fox. 

I asked my husband what’s the most ridiculous thing he’s done to impress his crush..he said “impregnated that bitch..”

Becoming a mother has been the most painful experience of my life. In the sense that I constantly have the ghost of anxiety and fear always within arms reach. Usually I’m good until night time hits when I’m reminded that my kid lives in this world. She leaves my side to go to school and I go to work. For a couple of…

I was so bummed out to see this and know that even if I go I wont be able to see it :(

I’ll add impending apocalypse as another good reason to go :)

I gueeeesss I could do that, but that would be logical. 

With the trip I’d still be on my projected path to get out of debt by February 2020. My reason for going is I might be pregnant with our second kid and wont be able to go for a while since theyll be a full price kid. Also I have sooo looked into that city multi pass it’s a solid deal!

Guys, I’m on the verge of getting out of debt, but I also want to go to Paris. Now, I can go to paris without incuring more debt, but that extra money could have gone on to pay down already said debt (which will be down 90% by the time I go in November).

I have a 4 year old, and I know I have to teach her about the world. I worry about how to teach her without terrifying her, without her becoming hopeless. I am terrified and hopeless myself. 

I don’t trust a man who would try to dim Christina Yang’s light.