All therapist have this lamp, and if they’re a lady therapist she will have a shawl to match.

systema solar is the fucking shit...bombea estereo is the fucking shit..i love this song!

Right?! downward spiral not only awakened me sexually (because...well trent reznor) but it also spoke to my dark little gothic soul that was also too broke to buy stuff at hot topic.

Does this outfit come with a side of monistat?

My mom likes to ask me if i’ve combed my hair...when i’ve obviously combed my hair.

You know, I don’t smile a lot either, but it’s super dumb for people to assume you aren’t happy or unfulfilled. I’m a therapist so my face tends to stay calm and neutral, yet inviting. I do this for 7 hours a day, it’s a fulfilling job.

A girl in my “into the woods musical” was stabbed by a safety pen as she was dragged off stage....did she keep singing? You bet your ass she did!

I wonder what her beards get?

regular Hershey kisses are garbage...

Eh they have a kid, she may be doing it so he can spend time with his daughter. If I was her I’d have a buffer of 10 girlfriends and/or family members who will not tolerate his bullshit.

when i saw that ring article all I kept thinking was I would totally get down both of those tall glass of men....holy shit they’re hot!

I’ll be brave and say I actually like this song...

thanks!I had no clue what movie that was!

this binch has some time on her hands commenting to shit from a year ago...

false equivalency...look it up. 

My rule of thumb in judging moms is not just not do it. You saw a kid run a few times with some other kids, you still don’t know if he has other issues. Or maybe his mom likes to hold him, be close to him, and maybe he finds it soothing. Who the fuck knows..don’t judge.

THE FUCKING WORST!

I am all of those things but a 6ft blonde. Oh and not from Ecuador and more like el salvador

am I your friend?! team hair bun!!

Ridiculous as in awesome. it was the mid 2000's, the year before the recession hit and southern california was filled to the brim with lifted trucks, ed hardy shirts, and everyone was drinking jager bombs.