I’m exemplary as fuck. 

aaaaah that makes sense

This is the most 80's hair band name i’ve ever heard. Like you know some dude who cosplay’s twisted sister on the weekends came up with this.

She was so patient and calm (mostly out of necessity because we know how shit can go down). I told my husband that I would have head  butt that mother fucker and break his nose. i was so angry for her!

Thats the clincher for me between february and march. March has no days off and it’s 60 day’s long. I live in California so the weather always tends to be pleasant, but having no days off  for 60 days suck.

Everyone knows March is a trash month, not october!

Anything between September and December is amazing, take your monthism elsewhere sir.

Fucking IE showing its ass as usual. I can’t expect less from the county of lifted truck, wide brimmed hats, and truck nuts.

Could anyone have sex in their third trimester? It was just such a swollen mess down there that the idea of having sex was the last thing on my mind. Props to those of you who could still manage to ride the bologne pony.

Ok, so my husband gives me a hard time for being barefoot...in our drive way. I’m allowed to be barefoot in my own damn drive way goddamn it. 

I don’t even have an appropriate gif response that can handle my degree of yeeeeesh for this. 

sounds standard. 

that dude’s done for! He’s gonna be doing that FOREVER now! Thats why I’m the boring parent. I have no upper body strength for that level of joy intensity. 

Im gonna wager that she broke a custody arrangement and took off with her kid. 

Fuck Nancy Pelosi and who ever threw her under the bus. Fuck civility, and fuck if your “activism” didn’t go past that pussy hat. I’m so angry, but the badassary of Maxine Water’s statement (You better shoot straight) is fucking fire. 

thanks for the input! I used to do weight lifting 3-4 times a week before my kid, I think i just have to invest in some money in some kettle bells. My intermitten fasting has helped curb my sugar cravings from daily to once a week, so i’ll continue that but moderate any ‘blow out meals’ which may be  a bigger problem…

aw, I have and everything is awesome which is both a relief and a let down in this particular situation!

Yeah, I am trying to up my weight training, as I do feel it’s lacking! 

I am trying to up my weight training, It’s been hard just fitting in running with a toddler and full time job, but it is something I need to do more of. 

I did this really awesome purple and I have incredibly dark hair. What helped was having them do balayage technique which meant I didn’t have to commit to doing my roots for up keep. It’s pricier but i felt worth it.