I feel you, I just spent 20 min going off an antivaxxer because my coffee isn’t working and CPS has me on hold.

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my first thought

I rewatched it with my daughter and I then immediately banned it. AND I LOVED THAT MOVIE AS A LITTLE GIRL!

this is literally my worst fucking nightmare. I must have died in a tsunami in a past life because I do NOT fuck with the ocean or boats.

Have we been made white?!?!

I think watching that gave me a membership to bass pro

So, what you’re saying is that I’m not an old fart who complains that “today’s hip hop isn’t real hip hop”

Keliss...farm..making milk. Joke writes itself folks!

My kids 3 going on 13 now. She’s a fucking riot and I would drop kick my husband in the head if it meant saving her life. so I totally get it. Also that infant/first baby year suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

do you live near or in San bernardino county?

My 3 year old has learned to caress my face and tell me she loves after she’s sneezed into my mouth. I don’t know how else to summarize motherhood than that entire experience.

It’s a rage filled nightmare that is also filled with a visceral and intense love for another human being.

I swear it’s been a year and a half since I’ve pumped, but I used to pump while watching friends and I’m pretty sure if I hear “I’ll be there for you” i”ll get a let down.

i felt such rage and despair at that seen.

I’m not gonna lie, I teared up seeing the trailer, maybe because some of the shit said just kinda resonated. After having my first kid I got the impression I was just supposed to fucking love every minute of it and lean into motherhood like I hadn’t been this wonderfully happy childless 20 and 30 something at some…

I wanted a girl when I first to pregnant. I was hell bent on wrapping my head around the fact that I may be carrying a boy. I was like, preemptively bummed. Yeah, I would not have been happy with a boy and I have no qualms admitting it.

This woman is fucking gorgeous. that is all.

Work. I don’t know if it’s because of how I feel about the place, but the soul crushing demand of my clients, combined with my probiotics and fiber capsules makes for spectacular dumps.

it’s not about you man. No one cares what you think a woman should or should not do. And just to add for good measure, no one cares about your boner.