I was kinda high when I came up with this thought, but I found it interesting that they made it a point to talk about his training through the US, that he destabilizes other countries. Something about that made it seem like Killmonger may have also been a criticism of US armed forces imperialism, coming into countries…

“If the guy was going around with guns killing and tourturing animals, I blame everyone that didn’t do anything about it before it escalated to this”

because they’re fucking brown and hate everything Obama ever did.

I may not be black enough to see black panther, but I sure as shit aint white enough to swallow that 50 shades drivel.

Not a YA book but “Like water for Chocolate” was way more sexual than I should Have been reading as a teen, but it totally worked for me. 

was it this one??

I could never fathom flushing a fuzzy animal down the drain. She’s fucking horrible and I doubt the airline made her do anything.

MS-13 loopholes?!? What the fuck does that look like. What a fucking dog whistling piece of shit.

yep, I dont get it either. I grew up saying “papi”and some dudes got real hard ons for hearing that said to them. EEW..NO.

you think experts don’t write shit that you can look up on google? Don’t expect “real people” to educate you as well.

Google is free yo!

Just get the one attached to your debit card, then you get the 5% off without fucking up your credit. I can’t get a target credit card because I too have a problem with target, especially the ones with starbucks in them.

I’ll be always thrilled to hear mommy, but i’m pretty sure it will eventually change to ‘MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!’

My husband and I have a conversation about when we should stop kissing our kid on the lips (she’s three years old and her kisses normally involve me being on the receiving end of way too much spit). I said rule of thumb is we follow her lead.

I need you to leave uggs out of this. They are ugly as sin, but feel like heaven on the feet. #uggsforlife #willfuckwithuggsoniftheroomscold

Seeing myself naked right after I gave birth also made me cry. I didn’t expect to have a flat stomach, but holy shit I did not anticipate seeing this in the mirror:

40 min just of her talking stuff? dear lord

GODDAMN IT YOU’RE RIGHT!

I swear you’d think my husband was new to this parenting gig. “did you pack her water?” no “did you get her a snack?” no. Is this your first day!?!?

God, the sense of smell. Either my vag reeked or my sense of smell was sooooooooo heighted I felt it was right under my nose. It was disgusting. After I gave birth the night sweats stank up my bed so bad. I was a cranky sweaty smelly mom monster.