If they cast a white woman to play this I’m gonna be pissed.

I don’t think bitch ass morgan deserves an explanation

Thats sweet, but isn’t she kind of a butthead for not bringing a dish she can eat? like not everyone’s a vegan susan!

A man thinks they are a gift to my pussy because he made me cum. Dude, I can do that on my own, with or without a toy. You need to bring something else other than the bomb head you give (because I’m not cumming because of your dick).

I have two cats that are definitely trying to kill me

That’s fine! a free aisle for me and my wonderful burrito farts.

rose byrne

only because she wears white tank tops in every movie she’s been in

I’ll be forwarding this to my husband.

Is she going to read it on the audiobook version of her book, because I will listen to that!

I’ll take the bay area over san diego but yes just those areas. I’m in the IE so it’s hot as balls always. I was born in the wrong part of california. I got a 909 salary and Saulsalito dreams

I am happy and jealous for him. I pretty much envy any place that is below 70 degrees and above 45. Here we are in Southern California, it’s 82 degrees, and everything is on fire.

you should do whatever is best for you boo boo

How can you lose respect for something you obviously know so little about.

Some of these people just can’t wrap their heads around our laws and ethics and somehow make it seem like we wan’t to keep that shit in our minds. I don’t want that in my mind, do you want that in your mind?!?!

Dude, we assess ...assess....assess. We have very specific and specialized training to assess current threat.

it’s absolutely true.

A client can confess to me that they killed someone in the past and I couldn’t share it. But if he/she is an immediate threat to someone else I have to share it. Even I couldn’t divulge a previous murder, unless it was a minor that got killed.

Yeah, most people read the whole statement and knew that there was a don’t between the I and the have that I missed typing, but you know, whatever sunshine.

Same, because you know I plotted out your demise in detail...hours before I let you fucking have it.