Oh to have infinite time to just make burners.

I have a purity litmus with my candidates, but I sure as hell think they should have lived a life without groping and harassing women for fuck sake.

I agree to everything you’re saying. But I also like feeling like I’m a jetson..

wait a darn minute, I got an Echo and light blocking curtains all over my house. Just because I like to scream at alexa to turn on my lights and add milk to my shopping list from my bed doesn’t mean I want rando’s lookin into my house.

She’s doing the Lord’s work.

Not the point of this article, but are THC bath bombs a thing?

I had a FB status update from 5 years ago saying how much I enjoyed Portal 1 & 2 and how i look forward to portal 3. Let’s just say I’ve stopped holding my breath.

I have so many books I have purchased and haven’t read and now I’ll be buying these books to add to my must read pile. Any suggestions of where Is should start first ????

The fucking Trump voters sold us all out for a piece of the pie that was never gonna be theirs to begin with.

lets be real, if any social event is going down, you know that women are behind it, asking the important questions: who’s going to be there? what are they bringing? I don’t know a single goddamn event that doesn’t have a woman spearheading it.

Do you want to make your cousins wife super uncomfortable by inviting Clarence Thomas?

“Assing low income families out of their homes since 2014" isn’t the best punch line ive heard.

My parents did a lot of things right, a lot of things I hope to incorporate in my parenting. They praised me when I did well, proudly displaying “Student of the Month” stuff, good grades, and sternly scollded me when I slacked off. ALways making sure it was the behavior and not me as person they were trying to…

my thing is one guy made me feel like shit and the other not at all.

I’ve had two bouts of bacterial vaginosis in my life (let me tell you it smells very unpleasant) and I’ve had two men handle it very differently. One, told me in a very sensitive way that the thought I may have an infection because I smelled different (he had been acquainted with my vag for quite a while). He was…

not with that attitude

Goddamn you took it to another level.

he stares at it and wills it into orgasm.

If humanity relied on you to suck your own dick you wouldn’t do it?!?! That’s some selfishness right there. (I’m making an assumption you’re a guy, because guys seem so adverse to sucking their own junk)

This brings me a quick side line question, if you could eat yourself out or blow yourself (dudes),would you?