So the latest item to add to the list of things Trump doesn’t understand is “what a river is and how they work” which is kinda ironic given he’s selling the US itself down one.

“Militaristic foreign policy”

Good. I hope the knowledge is tearing away at his insides, making him shit himself 50% more often than usual.

The meltdown that’s going to happen once the House subpoenas Trump’s tax returns, or when Mueller finally drops indictments on people like Don Jr. and Roger Stone, is going to be end of “Raiders of the Lost Ark” esque.

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

“There’s less than 24 hours until the midterm elections, folks. And I bet things are only gonna get worse before then.”

Can we please nuke religion from orbit, for god sakes. Makes me sick everytime I hear about it. 

“Listen to me, that is why the religion of Islam is so dangerous. It is the great counterfeit of our generation.”

Yikes. What a fucking snowflake.

So....in the past couple weeks we’ve had:

I had conceived of this before the election, but only in a general way, like, “Trump is trying to turn all of us into the girlfriend of an abusive boyfriend.” I really didn’t imagine it would ever come to this, though. Thank goodness I have the folks here and on Jezebel to explain it to me in detail, though, and to…

He literally just got up there and said that a rock is a firearm and there’s almost no difference between taking a rock to the face vs. a bullet.

Every fucking day I have at least 7 moments where I think “Wait, we really elected the dumbest fucking moron in the country President?”

“This ain’t Hollywood,”

Mike Pence looks like a Lego fireman brought to life. 

The chyron in the screen shot of Trump says “can he work with Democrats if they win control?”.

-Mailbombs

In this case, it bothers me less that he’s lying than that he’s talking about himself AT ALL.  He goes to the scene of a horrific human tragedy and comes away talking about how HE was treated?  Motherfucker... it’s not ABOUT you!

Not that I was ever a fan of his, but before he became politically active I thought that part of his act was just for show. Because, as awful as he was, he couldn’t be THAT that big of a worthless human being by every conceivable standard 24/7/365.............

Well there was the worldwide lead poisoning in the early- to mid-twentieth century that we’re still waiting to taper off in the populace...