I don’t usually enjoy the misfortune of others but that quietly panicking smile he has now is christmas come early.

• “Again, basically any episode of American Horror Story.”

It would have taken about 5 seconds to know this was a bad idea:

I completely agree on the first part and shame on you for the second.

I agree. I thought it was fun. I think the uproar about it was a bit ridiculous. Sure, I get that there are people that didn’t like it but jeeeeez, it’s Ghostbusters, it’s not supposed to be Citizen Kane. 

Yes! That is a whole bunch of happy right there.

That might actually work. If he was on camera dissing on a redcap or just someone in a Nascar t-shirt, it might be enough to start removing heads from asses.

She’s might not be the worst of the worst of them... maybe. There are so many to pick from. Wow, even as I typed that realizing how low the bar is that I thought “Well, at least this perpetual vacant stared, ignorant, greedy, yacht fleet owning grifter isn’t a far right, racist, xenophobic, violent, religious extremist…

Lasers? Really?

Now now, we’re not old... we’re well seasoned.

“President Trump declared a state of emergency.”

I’m guessing you’re both right. The actual sweaters could be real sweaters but the pictures are just graphics. All 3 have the exact same silhouette and the little flip on the left cuff.

Thank you. As I was reading it, all I could think was "holy shit, he doesn't even know how fire works."

Profit in and of itself is fine. Competition in and of itself is fine.

Even as a kid, I've always been fascinated with ancient history and was always curious what it was like to live with weird, made-up mythology. Until I finally realized... doin' that right now.

Hamilton, I salute you for being able to deal with that pre-dystopian shit show.

I’m wondering if the “girlfriend of an abusive boyfriend” (good analogy btw) might be even more ingrained:

I’m hoping some top level corporate CEOs or political climate change deniers are on vacation. Maybe a little personal inconvenience will help them remove head from ass.

It’s too much to hope for but it would be beautiful if no one showed up at all. Like zero. Like post-apocalypse movie set kind of turn out. Just have him wandering lost and alone in downtown Pittsburgh.

The most important? The most important?!