“But could you imagine if oppressed people in America actually took Trump’s advice and began arming ourselves openly?”

You may think that... but imagine instead him living out the rest of his life without hair products or bronzer. Forced to wear an orange jumpsuit and eat prison food. I would much rather him die in prison then be put to death quickly.

Great flagfucking Jesus, man.

I had a “conversation” with a false flag jackass yesterday. I said that if we were going to pull theories out of our asses, mine was that gay aliens from Mexico, not Mexicans living in the US, but spaceship-flying gay aliens who had hidden their ships beneath an Aztec pyramid, were behind the whole thing. Go big or go…

How did Saudi fuck up execution. Journalist is dead. Seems like that was a success.

Because you know A) he didn’t fucking write it and B) he doesn’t fucking mean it and C) he doesn’t fucking understand the words he said when he was saying them.

Bomb threat: Saying “I will bomb you.”

Fortunately Trump speaks a rare English dialect known as ‘fucking idiot’ that is extremely difficult for foreign language speakers to learn, let alone master.

“White House officials say they can only hope he refrains from discussing classified information when he is on them.”

There needs to be a flag option for “It’s super dumb and not helping”

I’d like to affirm what Fozberry said. “Uh, NO”.

I can’t tell if Threat Level Midnight is sarcastic or just catastrophically stupid. With the way things have gone, it’s pretty 50/50.

Who the hell let Alex Jones out of the grays? Investigate? 

lol.

Uh, no.

Protect the country how and from what? It’s not as if trans people will stop identifying as trans if these changes are made, and even if they did, trans people as a group don’t pose a threat to anyone.

8 cops to arrest one stoned white guy. Eight.

Sorry, but that is 100% wrong. They are trying to gaslight us all, and they don’t give a shit what we think. They do nothing in good faith. It doesn’t matter what we do, they will find a way to paint us as an unruly mob. They are not even above outright lying. So go ahead and chase these monsters out of restaurants…

Nah. McConnell and all the rest of those corrupt fuckers deserve to be called out.

“entitlement programs”