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This dude is pretty notorious around the community for trying to pick up dudes in gyms. I personally know two or three different guys he has had relations with. They’re not always as young as this one was, so it’s not like he only likes teens. But yeah, he runs on good ol conservative family values while fucking guys…

At least he didn’t make his wife stand beside him looking queasy as he delivers the mea culpa, like so many before him (particularly fellow Louisianan David Vitter and ex NJ Governor Jim McGreevy, whose story also involved cheating on the wife with a young man).

In Slovenia, pussy grabs you!

You guise, I’m so feminine, I use sick days to take my kid to the hospital, even though she’s fine. I take a sick day, take her out of school, and we go hang out at the hospital. Eat in the snack bar, shop at the gift shop, maybe play some cards in the lobby. Why not? Ain’t I a woman? It’s just what we gals do! I…

You should’ve said,

Sick days are part of your compensation, FFS. You should take them all.

And that’s exactly it. PTO is part of your compensation, and it should be expected for workers to use it.

Aren’t sick days one of those, you know, benefits that companies offer and that everyone has access to? If a company doesn’t want people taking so many sick days off, maybe don’t offer as many?

“Historically [women] tend to take every sick day that’s available with them, and that’s a gender thing.”

“They take Junior to the hospital or go see Johnny’s soccer game.”

Fuck that guy.

Why won’t Jesus just rapture all of these cretins already?

Did this “cuck” thing as a right-wing obsession absolutely explode over the past year or so, or am I just now noticing it?

“black pro athlete.”

Austinite, here. No, he’s just incredibly stupid.

Wait, I’m sorry..

Watching the Travis Co. GOP try and deal with this fuck nut is highly entertaining.

I can say with utmost confidence that this dude has the tiniest dick I have never seen.

Sounds like this guy needs to go to suburban Chicago to get some diapers.