They look inbred.

I’ve never thought I would say this, but those boys actually look kind of learning disabled... like, they look like someone the potus would make fun of in a speech. Is it just me, or do they look... fucked up? 

He needs to be punched. But aside, he looks like a future mass murderer. Like, he’s the type of shithead to take his little gun into a church, or clinic, or ceremony and murder a bunch of people. He’s got that totally fucked up grin, like he has no goddamned soul.

The spice must flo, bro.

You just missed her, Roz.

Maybe it’s a super fancy apron?

I was thinking, “this is his Dukakis in a tank moment... loser!”

Exactly - you will get run over because I can’t ride a fucking horse worth a shit.

NAILED IT.

What in the FUCK is wrong with him.

Barbed Penises tonight, opening for Crooked Hillary and Dems!

First of all, Rand was mowing his OWN grass? I figured him for the type to hire someone. Secondly, was it a push mower, or a riding mower?

I *so* want one of these bastards (Kush) to make a run for it and get busted before boarding a plane!

You mean... suicide?

You are a brilliant person. BURN THE KUSH is now my favorite thing!

James Woods, Jon Voigt, Chuck Woolery - all terrible people. I finally had to unfollow Chuck on twitter because it was making me too enraged.

One can only hope that he would say something so incredibly stupid, or offensive, that we’d have no choice but to jail him... indefinitely, in a mental asylum. Part of me hopes he just admits to colluding with Russia, acts like it’s not a big deal, then is arrested when he walks off stage.

I hope to god you are right. I wish I knew when the shit was really going to hit the fan... so I could calm down. God, I hope it hits the fan in October.... Just something - anything to start burning down this dumpster fire.

No way. Cut it off at 65.

I got it precisely because my frown became automatic, and it was literally giving me a constant tension headache. It works. It’s worth it. For the headaches. I still have a little wrinkle there, but IDGAF.