Fake tweet him resigning! Please! You apparently hold more power than you could possibly imagine!

I raised my seared eyes to the fathomless glare, and I saw the black stars hanging in the heavens: and the wet winds from the lake of Hali chilled my face.

HELL YES!!!!!!

Don’t worry. Big strong white men did all the historical stuff that’s important. Go fucking sit on a nuke, you asshole.

If it was made of cheese, my boyfriend would have already eaten it all late at night after I went to bed.

Actually, you got it wrong - fluoride causes your pineal gland to be covered in minerals, which doesn’t allow you to full experience DMT in your dreams. Duh.

Exactly. Too much fluoride is a BAD thing.

He hasn’t even started running THIS nation yet!

Maybe they should get jobs at Starbucks across the street from each other.

They’d barely have enough talent to clean toilets in a rest stop. Yours is better, though. :)

“Too many cucks in the kitchen.” LOL

Did he go to Harvard Business School? Sounds like a few former CEO’s I’ve worked for. Eventually, the Board of Directors had them removed.

The only “universe” where that’s ok is like, the pedo universe. BARF!

OMG - I have wondered all my life what that was... Thank you so much. Without having looked up ASMR because you posted it, I would have never known...

We all realize that Rick Perry is gay, right? This has been rumor in Texas for YEARS. He’s gay and in the closet.

Aggie’s thing is “thumbs up” they call it “Gig’em.” It’s like, their signal. I don’t get it. But UT has “horns up” so there’s that. Fucking football Texas bullshit.

Aggie’s “thumbs up” is called “Gig’em” - it’s like their... thing. They are fucking stupid.

Not even a fortnight and this motherfucker... IMPEACH!

But at long as we get rid of Trump and Bannon, there could be a chance we could survive the upcoming nuclear holocaust!

The thing is, it’s not a chapter, the teacher is reciting it from memory... Farenheit 451 style.