It’s the late 60's all over again!

I would too, I’d even use that $200 to not pay my electric bill and watch it by candle light on my powered-up device with battery backup after the power is cut-off. Because ‘MURICA!

What do all these people have in common?

They don’t believe dildos should be legal.

You think NYC is bad, try going to Brazil during Carnival with a bunch of dumb, gullible New Englanders. Jesus Christ. I thought we were gonna get killed numerous times because these bozos engaged and made eye contact with every gypsy, thief, and “untouchable” they came across. I don’t know how many times I had to…

True. I used to work in Times Square. You never make eye contact. Never.

Comedy GOLD!

“Strange Fruit” Goddammit, we all need to vote like hell, like our lives depend on it. I don’t want to be hanging up in the tree because I’m half hispanic and pro-choice. That’s what will happen if we don’t vote these fuckers out of office and send them tarred and feathered out of town on a rail.

Highland Park... I feel like they have their own bespoke smell, even...

WITH TRUCK NUTZ

It’s really just a fucking canal...

They love the decor...

My fam lives in Richardson. I have to say, y’all got some diversity going on. Great vietnamese restaurants, a couple of good mexican places too, though I heard Amigos sucks now - new ownership or something.

“every time I am in Dallas I want to leave” yet another reason...

Chuy’s sucks complete ass now. Only an idiot would eat at Chuy’s for any reason. At least BabyA’s is still ok, as far as chains go... PURPLE DrANK!

God, I have never been happier that my bf isn’t one of those guys who sends dick pics. Never have we had the inclination to send each other any sexual selfies. And we’re not even that old.

I got the same. The only thing I identify with in this is the fox. I have an old stole that was my grandmother’s. I never wear it in mixed company because I don’t want to offend. But man, do I love putting that thing on when its cold as balls outside. Fuck the chucks. Those things make me look like I have duck feet.

I loved that line! It reminded me of when an ex-boyfriend saw a pic of me at my sister’s wedding - from when I was much “fatter.” He said, “OH you used to be a BIG GIRL.” Holy shit, talk about RELATIONSHIP OVER.

I kinda feel like this is the only time in which it is appropriate to wish prison rape on someone...

I couldn’t even finish this. I feel like he gets all his information from old issues of Infowars and MRC comments from 3-4 years ago.