All in? Casino odds?

It’s freaky, but it’s like he turned the light on in the kitchen in the middle of the night, and these fuck-wad un-American bigots are just like roaches.... sitting there eating all of your food and shitting on the floor.

I had the feels in the 2nd video. I’m crying at my desk. And angry.

You may have stumbled upon the answer!

Fuck that. Only Cancer cells matter! BigPharma for LIFE!

I’m pretty sure she’s just whoring it up over there.

Sprinting is...

Too late...

Never too rich or too thin...

They need full time mental health care.

OMG - you are a genius.

This should have all the stars and MOAR!

At one point, I thought it was just a wax figure of Lincoln Chafee. (Poor guy... he totally choked)!

I smoke weed before and after my runs, and my favorite beer of the day is the one I crack open in the shower after my run! But I run high intensity sprints followed by walking. I want to have thighs like Jackie Joyner-Kersey, but I’m just not that disciplined - maybe it’s the weed.

HAHAH! I just asked this before I saw your post!

Are you at Gordoughs in Austin?

Yes. Why can’t asshats like this be the ones that are shot by police, or just some, random fucking shooter? Jesus Christ.

Bisexuality has been around since time imemorial. It is not recent. Good god, people.

I always said if you have buy your friends, you’ve got no real friends at all.

I like you! 24 is about when I said no more to uncomfortable shoes.