Her tip?

That's a WOMAN!? In what country?

Mine too!

Wait a goddamned minute, she called her own kid the "n" word? LINKS PLEASE! I missed this news!!!

A nutty after-dinner flavor, I'm sure!

YEA! This!

I was going to say, "I never have to put it in the freezer because I smoke it too fast for that shit."

I had to cut out a dried up turd in my cat's ass fur today.

The only God there is, is the one you talk to, if you do that type of thing. That's it. Also, I note really intense love relationships as a message from a GOD warning me that something-something from the past, plus the future does not equal happiness, nor healthiness right now, so figure it out. I've got the tools to…

She lies. She's had that thing electro-lasered off since Madge did it first.

True true —-

And we think we are monsters, in this day and age!!?

Creepy!

The metroplex (where my parents live now), with the heaviest red - where I'm actually from, West Texas, and Jackson, Mississippi!?

My dad said they used to spray the neighborhood and the kids with DDT when he was growing up.

He's the perfect republican fall guy.

God, so the flood waters washed the dioxins downstream somewhere. Great.

This happened to me YESTERDAY! At Anthropologie. The check out girl forgot to remove the theft tag and I usually ask for an email receipt. For some reason, this time, I was like, "No, just print it." And as soon as I walked out of the store, they ran after me saying the alarm was going off because they forgot the tag…

Drugs?