Did they ever get a chance to take a brain sample to test for traumatic brain injury (perhaps from boxing)?

HOLY FUCK

El queso.

South Park makes nothing up. This is literally like a hellish Hunger Games landscape.

I wish the people rushing this store were just worm-holed to the great Pacific Garbage island. And forced to live there. On the plastic trash of their own doing. (Sad Indian tear for the earth)

Can't take this crap with you when you die. Which, its possible you'll die just trying to get the crap in the damn STAMPEDE!

Ashamed to be "HUMAN."

I literally wait in line for nothing. I find it ridiculous. I hate the DMV, or even waiting in line for a bathroom, much less for crap at a store! :)

It's totally not all of us. I look at this footage and think, "I'd understand if these were starving people and food, but this is just stuff. What the HELL."

Wow. You don't get carbon dating, do you?

Bjork did it.

That sucks. I'd probably break up with the internet if I were you. Getting harassed online isn't worth it.

Yea, I'm surprised someone hasn't killed this asshole yet to be honest with you. People have been killed for less, that's for sure.

So funny, I'm making my mom a painting of my cat for Christmas. She really likes my cat.

Are we sure he really likes women?

I wish they would have made it rain in Texas the past 3 years. We're still in a terrible drought. Funny thing, we have gotten a bunch of rain south of our Colorado River basin lakes - where we need the water to end up. So the 12 inches and 10 inches we got over the past 4 weeks ended up in Matagorda Bay, because we…

What if you wear a helmet and the neck device? Double brain protection?

I agree. I literally wish they'd all die in a fire. Fucking assholes.

They do love their cats.

I've tried everything with my 15 year old cat. We have been off dry for over 8 years now due to her getting UTIs. I've tried all the organic, good cat food. The only thing she likes is Friskies Shreds. At this point, all I can do is make her comfortable. She's healthy, just old as hell. She loves her crunchy treats,…