Hell, Birks save me now, and I'm not preggers!

THAT was insane. "We invited some very special guests... " Jesus Fucking Christ.

Agreed. Life is love. Without love, the afterlife might be very lonely. I just want to go back to whatever giant energy formation from whence I came, and start it all over again. That's fine with me. Reaching enlightenment might be cool, too, but I have no idea what that means to my energy (soul) afterwards. I assume…

I'm so sorry for your loss. My father has been brainwashed by Faux Noise.

I thought Hell is for children?

I remember the good old days when Presbyterians were sane. When we'd reach out and help people then go home and drink a nice scotch and watch The Simpsons and enjoy being Americans. Those were the days...

FUCK yes. THIS.

Makes me want to move out of 04 and stay over there where I work... Takoba - bad service, great food...

Oh man... she had to work with him? What type of business was it? I heard he was working for a call center for $15/hr and because of what happened today, he's probably getting fired?

Honestly, I don't know how he's going to survive here in Austin for too much longer. This is all over the internet, and this town is an internet town. Also, it's a small town. Everyone knows everyone. It's only a matter of time before he turns up in the police blotter having been beaten up and dumped on the EAST SIDE!…

I know! I was thinking that. He's not even in the '04. He's living in a motel according to reddit, and he supposedly plays guitar on 6th street. I never go down to dirty 6th anymore, but if I see him, I'll be hard pressed not to kick his his fucking fake teeth in. Jesus, never before has a subhuman been more…

Don't be too sad. There are lot of people with Hitler's birthday, too. :(

Don't feel bad. I am sure there will be plenty of people looking for him in 78704. Especially in flea bag motels where he claims he's staying currently. https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!topi…

If he is real, and actually found in South Austin, I fear he's not going to make it out of this state alive. He's already getting death threats: https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!topi…

If we find him in Austin, there will be blood.

If we find him in Austin, there will be blood.

I swear to god, if my fat, tattooed, pierced, slutty, spectacled ass sees him out and about in Austin, I will immediately have to leap into action and beat him senseless.

Perfect. ^

LOVE YOU!!!!

I want to find him, and beat him within an inch of his life after reading that.