East side is the beeskness - except for the "omg, I can't afford anything over here anymore" part.

You are amazing, and a true gift!

Me too, plus tattoos! I feel so damn lucky today!

I've never been so happy to be tattooed with horrible near-sightedness! I've never been so happy to ONLY OWN cowboy boots, to be a smoker, to be a dirty, cussing sex fiend with brown, short hair! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY DAY!

There's one in and out outside of Dallas. But you're right: Whatburger, Sonic and DQ ALONE dominate.

WE HATE RICK PERRY!

RUN WENDY RUN! She's our only hope!

So true. ATX for life! I've lived all over too and finally came back home last year. I couldn't be happier. All my windows look out over the greenbelt. It's like living in a jungle. I can walk to Barton Springs. The tacos are amazing. I'm surrounded by all the liberal Texans, and I can take a long drive through the…

Your Bakersfield is our Midland/Odessa.

You're going to need a LOT of water to do this plan, man. we are in a drought, and our water tables was seriously low.

Too bad you didn't go to Big Bend National Park, or the Davis Mountains. That's not flat at all there and breathtaking. Sorry you obviously had to drive through Odessa... or was it Lubbock, because, seriously, those places are the worst our state has to offer.

Really dude, no, Fuck Rick Perry and his cronies.

Yea, my housekeeper won't clean the litterbox. And I noticed the other day, she hadn't been dusting behind two corners in my living room which are now full of little spider webs - yuck! My housekeeper also won't do laundry, and won't fold my clean laundry, but will stack it in a pile for me (thanks). I'm just glad she…

Hey, it's not what I expected, like "sheep" but on a slightly related note, they released the data from top searches in Pakistan and it was almost all beastiality related porn.

The only truly offensive part of this was the vertical striped suite on Thicke. Jesus Christ, the Beetlegeuse look is a NONO!

I could make a list a mile long with stuff like leaving your wet towel on the floor or bed, not cutting your toenails, day-drinking mid-week for no reason, forgetting to order my birthday present, spending too much money on picnic food, but I digress... anyone who is that concerned with minutiae of this nature is…

I, for one, loved it.

Oh man, preaching to the choir. It's sucks having the hormonal related skin issues. I had the exact opposite. I had to get off hormonal birth control to get my skin back. It was a night and day difference. And PCOS is no joke. I'm loving the hyaluronic acid right now because it isn't as rough on me as the Retin-A.

Everything is always worth trying if it's just in your best interests, at least once. I went to 3 diff docs and none of it really stuck or meant too terribly much. It was the trying that kinda meant something.

Seems genuinely concerned. I often make remarks to my bf, "please, take these toenail clippers. Those talons are gonna cut me in bed." And, "Please, get a job for Chrissakes." But those are the bad days. We have good days. The days when he cooks, and I can laze about with hairy legs and greasy bangs.