I thought, "my ex-husband is writing this from the past!" No, but really, my skin problems were minor, but the therapy advice is one that should be taken more often. People in their late 20's might not understand how helpful talking through past issues can be in moving forward.

Oh yea! My bf can totally tell when I'm not wearing vs wearing eye-liner (all I really ever wear anymore - hot, summer, TX), but he still goes, "WHOA!" everytime I do the cateye. It's like my pre-bf single eyeliner style and he loves it. I save it for special occasions like date nights! See? Not all boys are bad and…

The only reason I keep my boyfriend around is because he reminds me of Norman Reedus.

And hot. And fat. And not Austin. I want a cloak of invisibility around ATX so they just keep driving on to Houston. Or at least to San Antonio.

Shh... I'm trying to get the people from Cali to just keep driving past Austin...

^ THIS! I hear Houston is nice.

Thank you, Ruffalo! This makes me love you even more!

No! Don't come to Austin! Please! Stop moving here! (Unless you promise to vote Democrat).

That's why I moved back to Texas. And that's why I've been raising money for the Democrats and Planned Parenthood for the past 2 months.

I would have said, "it's because I have endometriosis, bitch."

Or why he cares about money at all. Render unto Caesar's what is Caesar, mofo!

I'm so sorry. A mother should never tell that to her children.

I've had a copper one since 2008. The way my current bf and I go at it, I was actually afraid we might beat the system, but alas, no. The copper is still working strong.

Beyonce: You do not look good trying to look like an 18 year old hipster at Bonaroo.

So when men are abusing or hating on, or controlling women, it's just foetal self-loathing?

Luckily, you can just order them online or go to an old fashioned drug store/cologne store. I bought one for a boyfriend once and he never went back to the other disposable blades, or vibrating blades. He said they lasted longer, made his face smoother and break out less. I used them on my legs once and wow! Get one…

As a graphic designer, I can hear myself loosing money doing a 9-5. I need to get into the virtual sticker design business!

I agree it's a race thing. I just don't imagine Dave Chappell and Paul Mooney sitting around saying "pass the wine, nigga," but in the course of their stand-up, or commentary, they do use it, I just wanted to know if that was acceptable in comedic form, or if it should be dropped.

Redneck... I would be disturbed if…

What about the ubiquitous, "nigga please?" when said in context and the person saying it is black? Just wondering.

The one from Adam and Eve is $90+ but the silicone is much softer. I love it!