If he is real, and actually found in South Austin, I fear he's not going to make it out of this state alive. He's already getting death threats: https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!topi…

If we find him in Austin, there will be blood.

If we find him in Austin, there will be blood.

I swear to god, if my fat, tattooed, pierced, slutty, spectacled ass sees him out and about in Austin, I will immediately have to leap into action and beat him senseless.

Perfect. ^

LOVE YOU!!!!

I want to find him, and beat him within an inch of his life after reading that.

East side is the beeskness - except for the "omg, I can't afford anything over here anymore" part.

You are amazing, and a true gift!

Me too, plus tattoos! I feel so damn lucky today!

I've never been so happy to be tattooed with horrible near-sightedness! I've never been so happy to ONLY OWN cowboy boots, to be a smoker, to be a dirty, cussing sex fiend with brown, short hair! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY DAY!

There's one in and out outside of Dallas. But you're right: Whatburger, Sonic and DQ ALONE dominate.

WE HATE RICK PERRY!

RUN WENDY RUN! She's our only hope!

So true. ATX for life! I've lived all over too and finally came back home last year. I couldn't be happier. All my windows look out over the greenbelt. It's like living in a jungle. I can walk to Barton Springs. The tacos are amazing. I'm surrounded by all the liberal Texans, and I can take a long drive through the…

Your Bakersfield is our Midland/Odessa.

You're going to need a LOT of water to do this plan, man. we are in a drought, and our water tables was seriously low.

Too bad you didn't go to Big Bend National Park, or the Davis Mountains. That's not flat at all there and breathtaking. Sorry you obviously had to drive through Odessa... or was it Lubbock, because, seriously, those places are the worst our state has to offer.

Really dude, no, Fuck Rick Perry and his cronies.

Yea, my housekeeper won't clean the litterbox. And I noticed the other day, she hadn't been dusting behind two corners in my living room which are now full of little spider webs - yuck! My housekeeper also won't do laundry, and won't fold my clean laundry, but will stack it in a pile for me (thanks). I'm just glad she…