Hey, it's not what I expected, like "sheep" but on a slightly related note, they released the data from top searches in Pakistan and it was almost all beastiality related porn.

The only truly offensive part of this was the vertical striped suite on Thicke. Jesus Christ, the Beetlegeuse look is a NONO!

I could make a list a mile long with stuff like leaving your wet towel on the floor or bed, not cutting your toenails, day-drinking mid-week for no reason, forgetting to order my birthday present, spending too much money on picnic food, but I digress... anyone who is that concerned with minutiae of this nature is…

I, for one, loved it.

Oh man, preaching to the choir. It's sucks having the hormonal related skin issues. I had the exact opposite. I had to get off hormonal birth control to get my skin back. It was a night and day difference. And PCOS is no joke. I'm loving the hyaluronic acid right now because it isn't as rough on me as the Retin-A.

Everything is always worth trying if it's just in your best interests, at least once. I went to 3 diff docs and none of it really stuck or meant too terribly much. It was the trying that kinda meant something.

Seems genuinely concerned. I often make remarks to my bf, "please, take these toenail clippers. Those talons are gonna cut me in bed." And, "Please, get a job for Chrissakes." But those are the bad days. We have good days. The days when he cooks, and I can laze about with hairy legs and greasy bangs.

I thought, "my ex-husband is writing this from the past!" No, but really, my skin problems were minor, but the therapy advice is one that should be taken more often. People in their late 20's might not understand how helpful talking through past issues can be in moving forward.

Oh yea! My bf can totally tell when I'm not wearing vs wearing eye-liner (all I really ever wear anymore - hot, summer, TX), but he still goes, "WHOA!" everytime I do the cateye. It's like my pre-bf single eyeliner style and he loves it. I save it for special occasions like date nights! See? Not all boys are bad and…

The only reason I keep my boyfriend around is because he reminds me of Norman Reedus.

And hot. And fat. And not Austin. I want a cloak of invisibility around ATX so they just keep driving on to Houston. Or at least to San Antonio.

Shh... I'm trying to get the people from Cali to just keep driving past Austin...

^ THIS! I hear Houston is nice.

Thank you, Ruffalo! This makes me love you even more!

No! Don't come to Austin! Please! Stop moving here! (Unless you promise to vote Democrat).

That's why I moved back to Texas. And that's why I've been raising money for the Democrats and Planned Parenthood for the past 2 months.

I would have said, "it's because I have endometriosis, bitch."

Or why he cares about money at all. Render unto Caesar's what is Caesar, mofo!

I'm so sorry. A mother should never tell that to her children.

I've had a copper one since 2008. The way my current bf and I go at it, I was actually afraid we might beat the system, but alas, no. The copper is still working strong.