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LOVE IT! THANKS FOR THE POST! PEOLE EAT WAYYYYYY! TOO MUCH THESE DAYS. THE PORTION SIZE ARE OUT OF CONTROL. YOU WONT DIE IF YOU DONT EAT TWO OR THREE DAYS OUT OF THE WEEK! IT CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER AND MORE SEXY! I LIKE SOMETIMES JUST SUCKING ON LEMONS IT FEELS GREAT.

Who makes the sweater he is wearing in the pic? EJ JOHNSON wants one in XXXL. If I don’t get one I’m going to get fired. Help!

Everything is a racket. Can’t fight them why not join them? Find the racket that calls to you and go full throttle. Dreams only come true if you are part of a racket.

Didn’t the scale also go up? It used to be 850 was perfect score. Now i see one of them changed it to 900+ it’s all BS.

Say where you are! It is $19.99 at BevMo! In the Hollywood area.

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Thanks!

SHANE ROBERTS! Is that an iPhone dock your card is resting on? Please tell us where you got it.

SHANE ROBERTS! Is that an iPhone dock your card is resting on? Please tell us where you got it.

If you travel internationally always take a credit card with a chip and in the following order.

If you travel internationally always take a credit card with a chip and in the following order.

You no longer have to hand over your card to pay for shit to the merchant. Now you stick it in the chip reader which takes away the specialness of the whole transaction. Don’t even get me started on syncing it with Apple Pay and paying with your phone. How the hell are people suppose to notice I’m paying with a lux…

You no longer have to hand over your card to pay for shit to the merchant. Now you stick it in the chip reader which…

I had the sapphire preferred for years before changing it to the chase unlimited. I didn’t want to pay the annual fee anymore as I already have the:

I had the sapphire preferred for years before changing it to the chase unlimited. I didn’t want to pay the annual…

You don’t take any of that stuff with you when you die. So relax, it’s going to be okay! Enjoy your time in shitty clothes because, what does it really matter?

What is the benefit of setting this up? People don’t really post pictures of themselves on there right?

Rice is not expensive. Just throw out the left overs and cook some more. Problem solved!

Anyone over 25 should have a washer and dryer they own. Sharing a fucking washer and dryer with strangers is Fucking Disgusting! Enjoy the feces particles. So nasty.

Isn’t sods the entire kitchen? I mean what’s missing?

You forgot about tuna in the single serve packets. You can just ripped it open and squeeze it into your mouf Claire! Mmm! Protein!

I don’t have Netflix because they lack adult movies. Do you think Netflix will eventually have gay porn on there? I like Anal so it would be neat if you can filter it by preference.

How did you notice the crazy person hanging off? Don’t people usually stare at their phone while they drive? Keep your eyes on your phone pervert.