You just had so write “That’s why, when you make a 911 call with your cell phone, your exact location and your phone number should be the first bit of information you give in case you are disconnected.”

In her defense Kristi Yamigucci is from China and hasn’t assimilated. She is not familiar with American Culture and sayings. Please forgive her, she was only trying to be a nice girl.

Lena Dunham’s character is sent to prison for murdering Drake’s Vagina.

I HAVE OWNED MINE FOR ABOUT A YEAR. I BUY THE 3LBS OF SPINACH CONTAINERS FROM COSTCO. SO I ONLY BOUGHT IT FOR SPINACH. IT WOULD ALWAYS ROT FASTER IN THE FRESHWORKS CONTAINER THAN THE ORIGINAL CONTAINER THE SPINACH CAME IN. I TRIED PLACING IT IN DIFFERENT AREAS IN MY FRIDGE BUT THAT DIDNT CHANGE ANYTHING. I WOULD NOT…

I HAVE OWNED MINE FOR ABOUT A YEAR. I BUY THE 3LBS OF SPINACH CONTAINERS FROM COSTCO. SO I ONLY BOUGHT IT FOR…

FUCK MAN, LONG ASS POST! HAD TO SCROLL FOREVER TO POST THE FOLLOWING:

FUCK MAN, LONG ASS POST! HAD TO SCROLL FOREVER TO POST THE FOLLOWING:

Omarosa would look super cute in this dress but in white, since it is a wedding.

Planet fitness is sad like going into a Sears or a busted Kmart.

A Raglan sleeve is much appreciated from those of us who have big shoulders. It’s more a more flattering fit.

A Raglan sleeve is much appreciated from those of us who have big shoulders. It’s more a more flattering fit.

WTF HAPPENED TO EDDY MUNSTERS FOREHEAD!?

They are also called stickers. Just call them stickers.

You sound dense. Is you ok?

How do I get my pictures to look like 1989? Do I use a specific filter or app? Which is the best? Come on gizmodo tell me I need to know. This is a tech blog, write?

That is what I am planning, play5 for each room in house. I have a bose I am waiting to either die or get stolen before I make the jump.

That is what I am planning, play5 for each room in house. I have a bose I am waiting to either die or get stolen…

Percocets
Molly, Percocets
Percocets
Molly, Percocets
Rep the set
Gotta rep the set
Chase a check
Never chase a bitch

JFC! WHY DOESN’T SHE JUST SHOW HER BUSTED VAGINA ALREADY?

It’s rude to use the S word. Have some goddamn respect for people who had relatives in that era.

I’m going to have gay anal sex and suck fat juicy cock. Oh wait that is like any other day. As a gay man the only reason I need women is so they can make more gay men. Sorry I am not the the if gay that has a fag hag possé

DUMB! THERE WILL ALWAYS BE UBER!

WE NO LONGER GAVE BAGS IN LA AT THE STORE BECAUSE THE ENVIRONMENTAL NAZIS SAID ITS LIKE KILLING OEOPLE TO USE THEM.

THESE TILES SUCK!

THESE TILES SUCK!