Whatever! Excercise people! Even if you have to do this because ultimately no one wants to fuck a fat slob. You only get one body! Stop netflixing and chilling and use that time to train your body you disgusting blob.

I am the person your husband beats off to while you are asleep.

If you can’t afford it don’t buy it.

Nah! Thanks dough! I will wait for the homepod.

Nah! Thanks dough! I will wait for the homepod.

In my bathroom I have a real cowhide skin on the floor as an accent rug/floor covering. I use an all cotton weaved white bath mat. I lay it on top of cowhide skin when I take a shower, I dry off on it. When I’m done I hang the bath mat on the towel bar/shower handle on the glass door. I also use a n all white cotton…

Use a clear acrylic tri fold paper towel holder that sits on top of the counter next to the sink. Buy a box of paper towels from Costco or Sams club. Don’t reuse hand towels.

Not a good preworkout. I prefer SUPERPUMP 250 W/DMAA ITALIAN ICE FLAVOR WORKS SO GOOD. I add a scoop of Beta Alanine to feel the tingles. Feels so good.

Not a good preworkout. I prefer SUPERPUMP 250 W/DMAA ITALIAN ICE FLAVOR WORKS SO GOOD. I add a scoop of Beta Alanine…

What is worse for your health drinking tap water or Coca Cola/ Pepsi?

This story is dumb. Does anyone reading this suck penis? Eat vagina? Slurp on Anus? Plenty of things have been in your mouth not a big deal snowflakes!

No, don’t be phony to your kids. Tell them their dad is a deadbeat and that their mom is a cunt and that is why you are no longer together.

The best part of being an adult is if you find yourself in a situation you don’t like you can say, “ I’m leaving” without having to provide any type of excuse and simply walk the fuck out of there. 😎

Even simpler! Just tell your housekeeper to turn it off for you.

Have it for breakfast on top of your nachos. 😛😛😛

Nah! foo. I Jews LIFX color bulbs. I like dat dey no need a hub. I Jews da colors all da time. I like jewsing da blue or black light color a lot. Allso I leave dem change wit da music.

Bull shit!

Flush it down the toilet so that thot can’t get paws on it to retrieve it and make you a babby daddy.

What city are you in?

Thank you!

What the hell is a money order?

Thanks for pointing it out neurotic bish. Now I am obsessing over it!