“the rich white dudes who run the league will never stop trying to swing their otherwise useless dicks.”

I was thinking zombie vagina

except there’s a good chunk of readers who are kind of tired with Lauren’s crap sandwiched between ads when deadspin used to have pieces worth reading

For chrissakes with this crap that Lauren puts out when it’s late in EST.

Why don’t you sink your d into a bunch of acid

Hi Chris Thompson. Go fuck yourself.

if anyone thinks that video is a parody, it is not, it is real life.

Dear Dan from Quincy,

also looks weird on my phone, yet my observation is useless since I’ll be in the grey till 2029 since 1) I can’t figure out how to have a kinja account that I can just log into if I’m logged out, 2) I’ve definitely posted 2-3 exasperated, “old man yells at cloud” comments about deadspin being better 10 years ago

Normally this would get a sigh and head shake from me, but the Warriors need to take all their technical fouls and their mail order horse manure from Philly, and go straight to hell.

never liked Aaron Rodgers but recently had an erotic dream about him and it’s destroying my soul 

I absolutely hate the Patriots and live in Boston, so whenever they lose in the post season I pour myself a piping hot cup of smug and listen to 98.5 “the sports hubbb” all day and laugh my ass off.

So are you guys ever going to deal with this crap?

Am I a jerk for still being nostalgic for the years when you went to Deadspin and there were posts relevant to games happening that day or during real time, and you weren’t just scrolling through ads to get to something like this? I know I sound like a jerk but dammit. I want to.... make America pre-2016 again. I’m…

Gotta admit Deadspin’s writing has been a little........ off lately. I hate the Patriots with every fiber of my being but thought that whole “Belichick doesn’t care snow” thing to be pretty stupid (I live in Mass, and Patriot Place has hotel rooms PLUS all the seedy motels that still existed there in the early 90s…