I’d be worried about Ivanka if she didn’t make Trump look like a Mensa candidate.

Fun factoid: in 2002, we wargamed a scenario pitting the technological might of the US Navy against those armed pleasurecraft; they fucking shredded us. Then we hit the reset button and made them do what we wanted (so we could win).

I’m pretty sure they only brought over bacon fries because they’re really pushing the bacon items now.

Former. 

“Scotch flavored vape cartridges”

I feel the same way about tofu that I do about cabbage. Put it in Asian cuisine and I’m all about it—my capacity for Chinese cabbage is limited mainly by the amount of it available on the plate, and tofu was seemingly created by the gods to absorb Asian spices. Put it in western cuisine and in the case of tofu I’m…

Well, that’s because all the beer nerds will pay $30/12 oz for a 15% pastry stout that they’ll trade to someone across the country, who will sell it to someone for bourbon that they’ll never drink.

That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it.

Here’s what I love about my local ( and my daughter’s new boyfriend). We went to our local pub when my daughter and her new boyfriend were out to visit. Said BF is pretty much a Coors guy. Instead of bashing his taste in beers, the owner brought him over a few beers to taste based on some questions about what he liked…

Take a scoop of chilled vinager slaw and drop a scoop of hot German potato salad next to it.  Serve with a smoked meat, go with brisket. 

Same here.  Please leave the goatee out.  Being fat, red faced, middle aged (and bald in my case) WITHOUT a goatee makes me look like an anthropomorphic thumb.

Don’t forget all the people that would grow their own product for personal use if it became legal and could be done openly.

America is wrong. Onions are good. 

how to beat jetlag:

Rushmore has 4 faces. What’s your 4th cracker?  Please say Wheat Thins, which are perfect for seafood-centric dips like clam or crab dip. 

Ritz, Triscuits, and Saltines are on my Mount Rushmore of crackers.

There’s only one logical way to do this.

THANK YOU. 

My first thought was, “Does he think that US companies will alter their entire supply chain rather than pass along a 5% increase in COGS to their consumers?” But then I immediately realized that there is no possible way that a thought that is that complicated - i.e. one most high school students could have - has ever…

This is what you get when you let someone accustomed to applying their “Art of the Deal” tactics to Monopoly games, play in the real world: humans die.