nachosammich
Nacho Sammich
nachosammich

One part lobbying, one part fear of being seen as antisemitic, one big part wacko Christian death cult.

Yeah but I want to continue to be lazy

If you’re listening to Le Batard for “scores and highlights” all I can say is “You don’t get the show”.

I absolutely love Le Batard, because he gets it. His show with Stugotz is stupid, irreverant, and not at all serious. Just like Sports. They understand that none of this stuff actually matters, and they give sports news all of the respect that it has earned, which is to say none at all. Instead they have fun, because

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

They were bringing in these folks because they were available.

When Grandma made Grandpa quit the Klan, she turned his robe into an apron he wore when he helped her do the dishes.

The thighs were my little value secret (since the wings got all jacked up) and now I have lost them too! 

not even too extreme of a sentiment anymore

As I’ve said several times today, the president who has made unrepentant bigotry and white supremacy a cornerstone of his entire political career, has approval ratings in the low 40s. This is happening because this is who we are and who we have always been.

This ends with the death of our republic.

I also don’t see “cowboy monkey rodeo” which is a very real thing at minor league games.  If they were throwing firecrackers, it would be everything 8-year old me could want.

I even searched ‘disc dogs’ just in case, and nada.

it’s unclear whether Paul will actually meet with Zarif

You don’t have to be an alcoholic to not take seriously something which is patently stupid.

It seems to me like every new diet fad since the 70s has merely been the harbinger of a new health problem. Therefore, I feel that the keto fad is just our indication that we should be ready for a lot of gall bladder issues in about 5 years.

As a Canadian I don’t really know what your options are

If only. October, lately. It sure seems like every year gets worse and worse. Huh... ;)

I love the smell of freshly fried chicken.

Please! No one in Florida is spending any amount of time outdoors currently. We’re living in HELL. The question on the weekends is “Is it too early to mow?”