My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

“Drooling on yourself and shitting your pants at the negotiating table really isn’t any different than check-raising your opponent when you have the nuts if you think about it.”

FAKE POOS!

But it’s the BEST shit!

Deers, mooses, and caribous all live in Canada

I love the British sense of understatement.

He reduced Shapiro to a smoking crater, and then pissed in it. All without breaking stride. 

He’s literally every super annoying kid you knew in middle school. 

“Crossing this threshold will put us in a position to get a good multi-state [emphasis mine] group plan, which we are currently negotiating,” said Buttigieg press secretary Chris Meagher.

Lord, canned pulque is horrible. It simply doesn’t keep well and the natural fizz is killed by the canning process. Pulque is legitinately only good when you get it fresh at a pulqueria in Mexico.

A toady. And honestly Trump isn’t a Nazi either, he’s just an old reactionary racist idiot who is easily led around by Nazis who are the only people slimy enough to polish his knob three times per day.

I have the JetBoil - it’s excellent. The controls give you great control over the low end of the range, so it simmers beautifully. One nice feature is that there’s an auxiliary fuel output you can use to connect either a single extra burner, or even a complete second Genesis if you wanted to.

I have the JetBoil - it’s excellent. The controls give you great control over the low end of the range, so it…

Oh Kevin, why would you select a Cuban, when you know the medianoche exists?!

Her decision makes perfect sense! The Army of the Dead was a pushover, a haphazardly organized and fractious coalition of different armies that don’t even share a common language duffed it into hell and destroyed it forever in a single night, and she’d have been out of her mind to march her army north to participate…

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

You can be my pizza wingman any time.

Ooo!! I bet this would be really good for wort chilling! (Especially partial-extract brewing!)

What’s going to have to happen is businesses will have to start making very public boycotts of visiting Florida for conventions and whatnot (think what happened to North Carolina after their “bathroom bill”.)  Money talks if they get enough push back.

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Having two TVs in the living room is great. In football season, the smaller one without sound gets a second college game on Saturdays and Red Zone on Sundays. Works nicely during basketball season/March Madness as well, and even if you’re a big soccer fan and two games are simultaneous.

butter is delicious on popcorn, but fuck buttered popcorn. for a couple years the local indie theater offered a popcorn dressing station with a bunch of those powdered toppings like cheddar, ranch, parmesan garlic, white cheese, butter flavoring, kettle corn, etc.  i would’ve probably gone to the theater more than…